
7 months ago
March 21, 1993 • Victoria, BC, Canada gave a guy dressed as a corseting gay sprite to kiss my penis with full mouth and even paid the fare and really, i think we both agreed that it wasn't going to happen, so it was fun to walk past people i know outside her spare bedroom, and they were in the closet and i was now out! he's not even a gaylord anymore. thry'd say.
12 months ago
Semiahmoo Bay which one? the one built by the proud civic spirit of the canadian in the thirties, the fifties or the nineties. because they're all a blur, all in different ways too. someone should have checked into that.
12 months ago
Halton Hills, ON L7G 1P4, Canada i would see how many times i could master bait in a given time period, and then challenge anyone to better best mate best be a baiter then me, and you know what? no one ever stood me a chance. i think they were just so in awe that they never ever thought of giving it to me as much as i thought of giving it to them themselves, and all the while, unbeknownst to me, they all fucking each other like high school student in heat and all trapped in the same sexy sexy room: with a plentiful supply of chalk and pencil sharpener.
15 months ago
Victoria, BC, Canada
no i don't have significant other
i think it is because i am insignificant
people seem to agree
but liz followed me home one day and that might have been the first day of the rest of our lives if i hadn't,
i did
15 months ago
Montevideo Bay but with cooler fish that don't totally creep me out and i can breath under water with my mind
15 months ago
Cadboro Bay, Saanich, BC V8P, Canada roast beef, yorkshire pudding, potatoes, corn, gravy and a nice dark beer
15 months ago
1980 • 3 Terry Ct, Georgetown, ON L7G 3Y2, Canada the house was named wyatt earp, it had a great ravine and a mulberry bush, and i had to stop be afraid of ghosts when i got my own room, unfortunately, now i stay awake all night long. it had a water softener in the sub basement
15 months ago
Maple Nursery School, 181 Main S, Georgetown, ON L7G 3G1, Canada i was a good digger, both internal and china bound. i had a little blue suit and did i know that people said it was haunted, because that would have horrified me
15 months ago
Stanley Park, GEORGIA St, Vancouver, BC V6G, Canada aelicia otto and i left the ballroom at canada place because i suck
15 months ago
Bute Inlet, Comox-Strathcona J, BC, Canada i'm not sure where it will be but it will be in something of my own design
15 months ago
Georgetown, ON L7G 1P4, Canada i was alone in the library watching the shuttle launch on the school's tv. it used to be that everyone would watch, but now when there is a launch, they just send me off on my own recognizance. well ll and behold, for the first time things don't go as planned and the seven astronauts, including the first civilian, barely got off the ground. what did i do then? i remember the screen going blank and then watching a slow motion microscopic film of popcorn poping